– Whiskey Riff reports on Wingstop’s promotional offer linked to the Detroit Pistons’ performance in the NBA.
– Wingstop promises fans five free wings every time Pistons win a game.
– The little snag in the deal is that the Pistons have just lost their 20th consecutive game.
– Apparently, no luck for the Pistons, and obviously no free wings for the fans.
– Both the Pistons’ losing streak and fans’ chicken-less evenings are commented on humorously by Whiskey Riff.

Oh, honey, them Wings!

Time to Change the Game

Who’s up for some win-less wings?

Well, let me tell y’all, this whole Wingstop and Pistons business is about as comical as a coyote trying to catch a roadrunner. Ain’t no free wings in sight ’cause the Pistons can’t muster up a win. Now, I love me a good promotional offer as much as the next gal, but this one is looking like it might starve some folks to death before they even get a sniff of them deep-fried delights.

Sitting here with my iced tea in hand, I reckon Wingstop could use a little southern charm — maybe promise wings every time the Pistons, bless their hearts, manage to put that ball in the hoop at least once. Or better yet, just pass out free wings when the Pistons make it through a game without falling flat on their faces. Let’s spread the love (and the wings) without tying it to a win. Ya know what they say — even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while! Now that’s a promotion I’d line up for. Bless their hearts…and their hoop shots! And while we’re at it, bless those chickens with their wings in limbo!



Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/12/wingstop-offers-5-free-wings-whenever-the-detroit-pistons-win-only-problem-is-pistons-have-lost-20-straight-games/