Honey, grab yerself a sweet tea and let me give ya the low down on this gal-darned funny-as-hell news story:
– A poor ol’ working man was just trying to stroll into his office when an ornery goose decided it’d be mighty fun to give him a chuckabuckin’, honkin’ beat down.
– Instead of coming to the poor dude’s rescue, his coworkers thought it’d be a hoot to film the whole cringe-worthy encounter.
– Not only were these folks cackling louder than a henhouse in heat, but they had the nerve to share this poor soul’s unsolicited border-line barnyard WWE moment all over the internet.
– To add to the humiliation, the whole ruckus got picked up by a country music news site which further spread the man’s goose related misfortune.
And Now for Mama’s Hot Take
Man vs. Goose: A New Country Music Anthem?
Lord have mercy, ain’t that a knee-slapper! Never thought I’d see the day when a working man gets his britches ruffled by a goose, much less as a spectator sport for his so-called buddies. Quite a goofy gaggle the office turned out to be, huh?
A New Line Dance: The Goosestep
There’s no telling whether this guy has completely gotten over his goosey guffaw, but I sure do reckon there’s a new song bubbling up about a man, a goose and a whole lot of cackling. I can already see the honky-tonk bars being flooded with folks doing their version of the “goosestep”. It’s might be a lowdown dirty shame for our besieged hero, but boy I bet it might just put a new spin on the ol’ yeehaw!
As for those work friends, sugar, how about next time lend a helpin’ hand, or at least a broom, before runnin’ off to the internet with your compadre’s misfortune. A workplace should have more support than a double-wide hammock, don’t ya think?
Consider this my call to all the hat-wearin’, guitar-strummin’ country crooners out there: this tale’s waiting for its melody. Write that ditty, make us giggle and let’s give this poor man the last laugh. Just make sure to call it, “Get the Goose”. Bless his heart.
Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/13/coworkers-laugh-their-as-off-watching-man-get-attacked-by-a-goose-while-walking-into-work/