Well, sugar, pull up a chair and let me tell you what’s been happening:

– NFL player Kadarius Toney had planned a touchdown dance that was to mirror country superstar Travis Kelce’s signature move.
– In a twist as sour as pickles in sweet tea, Toney failed to score the touchdown and consequently, was unable to perform the dance.
– Sadly, this letdown was like finding out your favorite boots are knock-offs, especially after building up the anticipation on Twitter with posts about his touchdown dance plans.
– Travis Kelce’s original touchdown dance took the Internet by storm faster than biscuits disappearing at a church potluck.

Rain Check on That Dance, Y’all

A Missed Touchdown Turned Squashed Dance-off

Anticipated Touchdown Dance Turns into a Twitter Tease

Well butter my biscuits and call me Bettie… what a missed opportunity! Kadarius Toney, the dancing queen of the NFL gridiron, had us more excited than chickens on junebugs about his planned Touchdown Tango. It was set to be as fiery as a jalapeño pepper and as smooth as good ol’ Tennessee whiskey. Unfortunately, the dance ended up as real as unicorns and as happening as snowfall in Arizona. Talk about a disappointing Sunday – though I reckon it’s a good reminder that you can’t count your chickens before they’re hatched, or in Toney’s case, can’t plan a touchdown dance before you’ve made the touchdown. Better luck next time, hun. Maybe we’ll finally get to see that touchdown dance that’s been buzzin’ round like a bee in a bonnet. I reckon even ole Travis Kelce’s gonna be sittin’ on tenterhooks for that!



Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/10/kadarius-toney-ruined-one-of-the-sickest-touchdowns-in-nfl-history-with-travis-kelce/