– Y’all, Bret Baier, that smart and sassy Fox News anchor, has slashed his Florida house’s price. When I say slashed, I mean he took a whole $1.2 million off—it’s down to $7.9 million from $9.1 million. Here I am chasin’ after dime sales, but sure.
– Baier’s crib isn’t any ol’ shack. We’re talking a whopping 7,247 square feet on a plush Naples, Florida estate, with a three-car garage and a private boat dock. I think I’m already packing.
– It’s being pitched as a warm and welcoming home with gentle tropical breezes. Well, butter my buns and call it a biscuit, if that ain’t just the best way to soothe the stress of presenting the news!
– The mansion includes five bedrooms, six full bathrooms and one half bathroom. Slap my head and call it a sunrise, if that ain’t enough to accommodate all your kin.
– The kitchen has a double oven and wine chiller, plus the house boasts a lush home theater and a fiber optic starlight display. ‘Cause you know good ol’ Bret needs another glass of wine like Dolly needs another wig.
A Fox News Anchor’s Fancy Southern Mansion—On Sale!
Honey, He Docked the Price by a Cool $1.2 Million
Classy Florida Living with Tropical Breezes and Room for All Your Cousins
When you’re tired of city life and country music doesn’t quite hit the spot, Bret Baier’s seven thousand plus square foot slice of Floridian paradise might just be the answer. Sure, can’t we all just fish out $7.9 million from our jean pockets? Well, maybe not on my church secretary salary, but it’s not wrong to dream.
This house has got more room than a gospel choir and more sparkle than a night sky full of stars. It’s all very grand. However, with less than a hundred million in the bank, it’s likely we’ll all just have to settle for daydreamin’. Can’t fault Bret for trying though, bless his heart. Still, as I always say, There’s no hurt in dreamin’ and there’s no sin in wine. Now pour me a glass of that Pinot, honey!
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