Two Reindeer Parade Through Town Makin’ a Hullabaloo

Key Points:

– A couple of upstart reindeer hilariously caused a traffic jam in the small town of Anchorage, Alaska.
– Residents were left both tickled and befuddled as this wacky critter-catwalk was caught on camera.
– The quizzical scene was shared by a local singer-songwriter, reminding us of the feather-rustling unpredictability of life up north.
– Even though it seems they were itching for a rumble, no reindeer were harmed. Pantyhose might’ve got a few runs, though.

My Sassy Sobering:

Hoo-ee! I’ll tell you what, y’all. We’ve sure heard of battle of the bands, but battle of the antlers is a new one. As if we already didn’t have enough road rage out there, along cometh these two, strutting their stuff and potentially causing a reindeer royal rumble right in the middle of Anchorage. Honestly y’all, this south-gritting, cornbread-eating belle ain’t used to seeing such a spectacle, but I reckon I wouldn’t mind swapping my morning gridlock for a gander at this critter catwalk. Now ain’t that a hoot and a half!

Well here’s to those wild, wooly reindeer reminding us that even if you’re stuck in traffic on a snowy day, life can still grab your attention and make you spit out your sweet tea in surprise. Sure beats the usual road disturbances, like testy drivers leanin’ a bit too hard on their horns or Granny Mabel out for a stroll at the speed of molasses. Remember y’all, don’t get your bonnet all in a bunch! Expect surprises, keep your camera at hand, and for heaven’s sake, watch out for prancing reindeer on your morning commute!



Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/13/two-reindeer-battle-it-out-on-snowy-road/