Here’s our rundown, sugar:

– Our boy Jake Browning, quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals, foolishly mentions he’ll toss his family back out into the chilly weather if they start gettin’ a bit too full of themselves over there in Joe Burrow’s cushy suite.
– His beloved wife once caught a dreadful cold watching him get down in a game while carrying their unborn child – y’all, that’s dedication!
– Now, the family’s been enjoyin’ the high life in Mr. Burrow’s heated suite, which has ’em pampered beyond belief.
– While Browning isn’t typically one for envy, he joked that he’d kick his kin out of the suite, should their egos start to inflate as much as a down home country fair’s prize-winning pumpkin.

Hot as a Biscuit Right out the Oven: Miss Southern Belle Speaks Her Mind

Football or No, Family is Thicker than Frozen Grits

Well hive me bees and call me honey, expectation does have a way of getting folks giddy as a junebug in July! Our Jake Browning seems to see the sweet taste of luxury in his family’s future, especially considering how toasty that Burrow’s suite must be. But bless his heart, he can’t stand uppity-ness no more than a cat enjoys a dip in a pond.

Next Time, Maybe Bring a Blanket, Darlings

It’s downright charming Jake’s got a hankering for keeping his folks humble – though it does make a gal question his choice of words. Dearie, love your family as much as you love football and remember: They are supporting you. They’ll stand by your side whether your turf is a freezing stadium or a heated suite. So my advice? Lay off the threats, bubba – you won’t get ’em anywhere but the dog house.

Quick thought: next time, why not just bring a dang blanket? Now wouldn’t that solve everything, goobers or not?!



Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/13/bengals-qb-jake-browning-says-he-might-put-his-family-back-out-in-the-cold-if-theyre-getting-too-cocky-sitting-in-joe-burrows-suite/