Lordy, bless his heart! Will Levis is getting a full-on Tennessee schooling
Let’s gather ’round the porch swing, y’all and talk about these highlights:
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Gridiron coach Mike Vrabel aiming to condition Will Levis
The head coach of the Titans, Mike Vrabel, is planning on teaching Kentucky Football’s quarterback, Will Levis, a thing or two about staying upright in the game. Now, ain’t that about as surprising as a hog in a hot tub?
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Featuring hard hits aplenty in Kentucky
Darling, it seems that Levis is a tad bit reckless when it comes to being on the field. Our dear Vrabel, God bless him, is looking to show Mr. Levis some video footage of quarterbacks taking some rather tenacious hits, aiming to encourage him to slide – rather than run straight into the line of fire!
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The old “scared straight” method
You bet your biscuits, y’all, Vrabel’s plan is equivalent to a country mama telling her kid, “You wanna smoke? Here, smoke the whole pack!” It’s all in the hopes of him thinking twice before going for that touchdown.
Well sugar, I say this here article was as hot and spicy as grandma’s chili on a Sunday afternoon. Mike Vrabel, that tough cookie, taking young Will Levis under his wing is just the kinda drama we hanker for. Implementing the good ol’ “scared straight” method might not be as refined as sweet tea on a Sunday, but it may work. Bless his heart, but Levis’s head-on approach was as thought out as a chicken crossing the road. Hopefully, once Mike gets through with him, he’ll be as slick as butter on a biscuit! Any which way, between you and me, we know that country football ain’t nothing but a hoot and a holler. Let’s just hope Levis learns to slide before he ends up flatter’n a pancake!
Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/13/mike-vrabel-is-gonna-show-videos-of-quarterbacks-getting-the-sht-knocked-out-of-them-to-get-will-levis-to-slide/