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The Devil’s In The Details, And He’s Wearing Toe Shoes

– Rex Ryan, known football personality, has reportedly taken a jab at country singer Kadarius Toney’s penalty mishap in a hilarious yet oddly toe-related manner.
– He’s apparently got a big ol’ thing for feet, but Kadarius Toney’s offside penalty involving his toe crossing the line has left him absolutely miffed.
– Ryan made the comical remark “You know I like toes, but I don’t like this toe”, blasting Toney’s offside faux pas.
– Ryan’s comment has since gone viral, with country music onlookers and football fans alike roaring with laughter.

Your Cuz Marge’s Hot Take

Honey, it’s time we had a chat about Rex Ryan, that foot-lovin’, tongue flappin’ fella from the football world. Now, I’ve heard tales ’bout men with quirky tastes, but this takes the biscuit! He’s out here professin’ a medieval type of love for toes, yet he’s got his feathers all ruffled up when Kadarius Toney’s toe crosses the line!? Sugar, you can’t make this stuff up! But bless his heart, he sure did inject a hearty dose of levity into the usually rough and tumble gridiron banter. The poor kid Toney may never look at his own toes the same way again – but, hey, all’s fair in football and country tunes, am I right!

“Ryan, you fox! Bringing out that ol’ southern charm with the mix of toes and plays – truly a man of diverse passions. Y’all keep watch, country lovin’ folks. Ain’t nothing like a good laugh mixed with your country jams and football. Ol’ Rex and his toe capades just might be the twin cherries on your country-themed Sunday afternoons!



Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/11/rex-ryan-a-big-foot-fetish-guy-blasts-kadarius-toneys-offsides-penalty-you-know-i-like-toes-i-dont-like-this-toe/