Hold On To Your Britches, Black Bears are Crashin’ The Deer Hunt Party!
– Two unsuspecting deer hunters had the surprise of their lives when a pair of black bears came rushing up the tree they were perched in.
– This rascally, yet somewhat frightening encounter occurred near Wausau, Wisconsin.
– The hunters’ son captured the unusual event on video, shaking in his boots, bless his heart!
– Despite their initial shock, the hunters all made it home safe and sound without any ruffled feathers’cept for their dignity.
Hey Luke, It Ain’t The Bush People You Should Be Singin’ ’bout… It’s The Bears!
Unexpected Guests On The Ridge
– The video shows the two bears, as frisky as a coupe of pups on a play date, rush up the tree like it’s loaded with honey.
– The hunters attempted to scare the animals off, tough as nail, holding their grounds with yells and shouts.
– However, these bears had their curiosity peaked and refused to be shoed away that easily. They didn’t leave until they thoroughly nosed around.
– Luckily, no harm was done, except for what must’ve been two pair of soiled hunting pants, I reckon.
Post Scare Commentary
– After this unnerving bear encounter, the hunters have claimed a newfound respect for the unpredictable nature of wildlife.
– Both hunters agree that they will continue hunting despite the interesting interruption.
– They planned to switch to hunting bigger game—let’s hope that doesn’t mean hunting grizzlies, y’all!
Well bless your heart, if you thought your hunting trip was just about eccentric deer dancin’ to their last waltz, think again folks! Turns out, the Wisconsin woods are trotting out some surprise guests. And let me tell ya, these pipin’ hot visitors ain’t your regular neighborhood raccoons, rummaging through your bins for a midnight snack.
Now, imagine yourself, in the crackling cold dawn, silently nested up in a tree, when a pair of mischievous black bears decide to investigate. By golly, that’ll make your heart race faster than the banjo in “Devil Went Down to Georgia”! But just like a foot-stomping bluegrass jam session, this shindig ended with no harm, only a dang good story to tell! I reckon those deer hunters will have quite the tale for the grandkids, proving once again that it really is a “wild hunt” out there. So here’s to the brave souls daring enough to face the unexpected – may your tree stands be sturdy, your aim be true, and your bear encounters be as friendly as these were… yeehaw!
Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/11/two-curious-black-bears-come-racing-up-a-tree-with-two-deer-hunters-in-it/