Big Ol’ Bison Bounces onto a Trampoline: A Hoof-slappin’ Twist of Events

Key Points:

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This Ain’t No Rodeo: Massive Bison Decides to Give Trampoline a Whirl

– A hefty bison has been caught on camera attempting (and failing terribly) to master the art of bouncing on a trampoline.
– The video of the bison’s bouncing debacle has effortlessly yeehawed its way into the hall of viral fame.

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Broken Springs and Giant Singes: A Down-home Summary of the Attempt

– This mammoth-sized bovine found himself a backyard trampoline, which was as ready for the bison encounter as a fly is for a frog’s tongue.
– The trampoline couldn’t handle the bison’s weight and felt flatter than a coon’s tail on a gravel road after the nigh-catastrophic jumping attempt.

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Folks, We’ve Got a New Buckaroo in Town!

– Bison seems to be unhurt – just a bit shook up and likely suffering from a bruised ego.
– The house owner requested for assistance regarding the broken trampoline, although it’s clear there ain’t no amount of duct tape gonna save that poor thing.

Hot Take

Well, darlins, y’all hear about that buffalo that thought he’d try out the trampoline for size? If that don’t beat all! As my sweet Ma used to say, “that’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot” – just like that poor sap’s attempt at a double bounce! But, ya know what? It takes guts to step out of your comfort zone, and boy, did our bovine friend do just that. Yes sir, that bison showed us that sometimes, life’s about takin’ the bull – or in this case, the bison – by the horns and givin’ somethin’ new a whirl. Even if that new thing happens to be a dang trampoline and even if you’re heavier than a double fudge Mississippi Mud Pie. Just remember, folks, it ain’t about how you fall, it’s about how you get up – or in this case, how you bounce back…or at least try to. God bless that brave bison! Y’all stay hilarious, now!



Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/09/massive-bison-tests-out-trampoline-it-goes-about-as-well-as-youd-expect-it-to/