Dishing the Deets on a Nugget-Flippin’ Hockey Player

– A minor league hockey player got hit by a heavenly chicken nugget from the crowd
– This puck-slingin’ paladin didn’t take too kindly to the impromptu snack, chuckin’ it right back into the crowd
– The ref gave him a ten-minute misconduct penalty for his birdy backhand. Only in the world of minor league hockey, y’all!

The Tale of the Nugget-Nippin’ Penalty Box

– The chicken nugget came from the second row, landing splat right in the middle of the rink
– The culprit of the nugget toss is yet to be identified. This ain’t no Kentucky Fried Crime Scene!

The Aftermath of the Poultry Penalty

– Despite the early shower, the player’s team still pulled out a win. In your face, nugget!
– That’s one for the history books – a penalty for nugget tossing. Who’d have thunk it?

Hot Take

Well, Sugars, ain’t this a hoot like a hollerin’ owl in a cornfield? A man throws a nugget back into the crowd and gets slapped with a ten-minute misconduct penalty! If I were that ref, I’d think twice ’bout punishing hunger, even if it is in the form of a flying chicken nugget! Haven’t we all wanted to send some food flyin’ once or twice?

The mystery nugget-lobber is still on the loose. Now, I ain’t one to spread rumors, but I’d bet my best biscuit recipe we’re dealing with a disgruntled chicken farmer or maybe a KFC employee with a wicked sense of humor. Either way, it sure has got my laughter bells ringin’ and my belly aching. Not as much as that hockey player’s pride though, I’d wager! Let’s hear it for the boys on ice and their habit of making even a game of hockey finger-lickin’ good.



Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/07/minor-league-hockey-player-gets-10-minute-misconduct-for-flinging-a-chicken-nugget-back-into-the-crowd/