Sweet Cotton Pickin’, Bryce Young Gets Divine Protection

Here’s a few nuggets from that news yonder:

– Carolina Panthers’ quarterback, Bryce Young, has a jaw-dropping statement about his less than top-notch offensive line.
– Amidst the chaotic pocket, which more often collapses than not, this humble pie says it’s just “God protecting” him.
– The statistics sure ain’t pretty. Through 12 games, Bryce has been sacked a staggering 35 times.
– This year isn’t the first time Young’s protection has been questionable. He was also sacked 48 times in his previous season.
– Despite all the grounding and pounding, Young has somehow maintained his positivity and poise for the game.
– His perseverance has gained him not just respect but many fans too, even beyond the limits of Carolina country.

Hot Take

Now darlins’, ain’t this somethin’? Our southern boy Bryce Young, standin’ behind a shaky fence that they call an offensive line, is keepin’ his head high. Gracious goodness, that boy’s got more courage than a lone cow in a coyote’s den. Quoting the good Lord’s protection, bless his heart, even when he’s being chased around like a chicken on a Sunday supper. Now, ain’t nobody saying survivin’ the football field is harder than granny’s grits on a cold mornin’. But when you’re bein’ sacked more often than sacks of corn at harvest, you gotta give credit where it’s due. His good nature, faith, and strength amidst the chaos is somethin’ we should pour a glass of sweet tea to. Here’s to you, Bryce. Keep on keepin’ on.



Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/07/carolina-panthers-qb-bryce-youngs-offensive-line-is-so-bad-he-tells-reporters-its-just-god-protecting-me/