Ghostly Bambi Spotted by a Dusk-Strutter
• A local woman, whilst out parading her pouch, spotted a majestic all-white deer taking a peaceful evening stroll through the woods.
• The albino deer, looking like a cross between a Christmas lawn decoration and a unicorn, has now been nickname ‘Snow White’ by the local community.
• This rare phenomenon occurs only once in about 20,000 births. It’s rarer than a sober Saturday in these parts.
• The woman managed to capture this moment of ethereal, almost Disney-like charm on video, which instantly went viral on social media.
• Local wildlife experts beg folks not to disturb ‘Snow White’s natural habitat, urging them to let Bambi live freely among the white-tailed deer’s perch.
Y’all Won’t Believe Your Eyes
The Ethereal Beast of Southern Wildlife
Well, bless her heart! This good ol’ gal out walkin’ her barkin’ buddy and runs into the veritable ghost of Bambi. Meandering through the woods, she stumbles on Snow White, a deer whiter than a fresh heaping of mama’s buttermilk biscuits, just enjoyin’ the twilight hours. This sight’s as rare as hen’s teeth, happens only once in about 20,000 births, y’all. It’s like winnin’ the lotto without even buyin’ a ticket!
Now, I ain’t no David Attenborough, but this here is somethin’ special y’alls don’t see every day. It’s heartwarming, too, to see the folks roun’ here respectin’ Snow’s peace, lettin’ her live her life, just as God intended.
And darlin’, this ain’t no tall tale either. There’s a video for those who need more than just some old biddy’s word on it. Just remember, keep your distance and let nature do its fine dance. As alluring as they might be, these creatures ain’t for our amusement and should be allowed to keep on, keepin’ on in peace, just like you and me.
Original article: https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/12/15/woman-spots-all-white-deer-while-walking-her-dog/