Well, darlin’, gather ‘round, ’cause here’s the scoop:

– Dollar General has stepped up its game! Now, almost all of these mighty fine establishments across our grand U.S of A will have self-checkouts.
– They’re like a jukebox, sugar, except you’re pickin’ and payin’ for your own kettle chips instead of a Johnny Cash tune.
– Dollar General’s CEO Todd Vasos seems to think that these automatic checkouts will speed things up a bit.

Now, isn’t that a horse of a different color?

Riding Solo at the Dollar General JukeBox, I reckon!

Dollar General Marches to the Beat of Progress with Self-Checkouts

Cash or Card, DIY checkouts are comin’ to a Dollar General near you

Alrighty then, here’s my hot take on this, sugar. Dollar General, bless their cotton socks, once just a humble store where you could get a tube of toothpaste, grub, and a belt to keep your pants high and tight, is now risin’ up to meet the times. They’re puttin’ in these newfangled self-checkouts faster than ants racing to a summer picnic.

Now, ain’t nothin’ wrong with Chinese Checkers and lemonade on a Sunday afternoon, but it seems even us simple folk gotta embrace this shiny modern world. And if it means I can grab my cornbread mix and be home in time to catch the latest country hits on the radio, without stoppin’ to gossip with Ethel in aisle three – well, I ain’t complainin’, honey, not one bit!



Original article: https://tasteofcountry.com/ixp/341/p/dollar-general-stores-self-checkout-changes/